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Name: Armando
Birthday: 6/9/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: Baseball, Weight Lifting, Computers, Movies, Classic Rock, Rock, Video Editing, Comedy, Card Playing (no limit baby)
Expertise: Just ask me something about life Im sure I can come up with one of my wierd analogies to make you think.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
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AIM:  StudlyQban69
Member Since:
7/14/2004
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| My new profile picture came out sort of shitty, so here it is all blown
up. Im pretty sure I'm gonna change it again I dont like this one
as much.
Oh Im not writing anything in this one, but I promised you a few
entries below that I would show you the plant that I stole from that
assholes house. Here is the picture of the plant, and the lady at
White Castle who I gave it to. I was a little out of it at the
time, but if I am correct her name was Angela. Enjoy. TJ
finally figured out how to get pictures off of his camera phone onto
the computer.
A new update is coming up soon do not get worried!!! Do not lose faith my faithful readers.
What the hell I'll do a movie of the day. Today I rented the
movie Mr. 3000. Its a baseball move I HAD TO SEE IT! It's a
pretty good movie by the way.
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| Its been a long time folks, but before we get down to it I would like to show you someting that I found quite disturbing. Kirsten Dunst is found by most guys to be pretty good looking. She looks especially good when you are looking at a picture like this:
You look at this picture and say hmmmmmmmmm.... she looks pretty hot, she has a nice body with a decent rack. Did you say decent rack? Yes I thought her rack was decent too until I saw this horrifying image. I dont know if I can ever look at Kirsten the same.
FROM NOW ON MS. KIRSTEN DUNST I NOW DUB THEE................ MS. SAGGY TITS. Well congratualations Ms. Saggy Sits on the msot disgusting nip slip of the year! Now dont get me wrong if offered I would still give her a run for her money its just that her boobies wouldnt excite me, hopefully she can back that ass up.
Second order of buisness. I have heard this before and I have been hearing it alot lately. Some people say I look like "The Rock" a.k.a Dwayne Johnson. I do not believe this is true. You be the judge, he's Asian for crying out loud (Somoan). Plus I dont have his body lol.
 
See people, there I did it a perfect comparison. We dont look alike now nobody can say it anymore I guess. Ok I'll write more tonight after I have another adventure, but until then keep readint this lol.
Ok moving on to this weeks "Things That Piss Me Off." You know what pisses me off? Women that have six packs. There is a difference between a woman having a flat stomach with some abs showing and having a six pack. Flat stomach is very sexy, but when you get this freaks of nature like these I find it to be a complete turn off.
 
Cmon guys, what the hell is that shit. You can iron a freaking shirt on these girls stomachs. I dont know about you but that is not attractive at all. It actually kind of makes me wanna throw up. They are putting all this hard work into something that makes them look disgusting. Ladies, ladies when you get the flat stomach with the six pack FAINTLY showing, just leave it at that.
 
You see, now there's the ticket. That is just perfect for me. I could de with even more meat than that. I like a little someting to hold on to. Just no six packs please.
Alright its like 4am Im going to go straight to the "Movie of the Day" that I will be watching. Tonight will be a classic one of my favorites. Lets give it up flor Sly Stallone in Rocky III. Hes ripped as hell too by the way.
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| Ok, everyone I have a lot to talk about. Lets
start off with Friday. Friday night I went down to DePaul
University with my buddies Chris, Mike, and Tj. We went and
chilled at Jacob's house for a while and played a little "Shananigans"
or some like to call it "Circle of Death." Later on we found out
there was this party so we decided to walk to it. It was pretty
gay and very crowded. As we were leaving some guys started
talking shit about mike, chris, and TJ because of their matching
leather jackets, I've told them that its just a target to get made fun
of, but I think they like the confrontation. So either way we all
went up to them and asked if they were trying to start some shit or
whatever, and we made fun of them to thier faces and they didnt do
anything so we left because they were all talk. Because the party
was so gay, and I think one of the kids that was talking shit lived
there I decided to steal a plant from the apartment building. So
here I am walking around with this decent sized plant. I didnt
wanna keep it and none of the guys wanted to either, so what to do?
Before we went home we stopped at White Castle. Outside of the
White Castle I saw these two older women outside smoking, they were
probably in their late 30's early 40's . I went up to them and
introduced myself their names were Leslie and Angela. I explained
to them the story and asked them if they wanted the plant, Angela
replied with a enthusiastic "Sure, I'll take it!" I swear to you
this is a true story I have witnesses. Either way it was an
interesting night. The plant I gave her was a "Fikas Plant" (thats
what the tag in the soil said). Until T.J. get the picture off his
camera phone I will put this picture up because this is exactly what
the Fikas looked like (the fikas I got was cooler).
Well, I started school this past Monday and it's
been sucky. Today though I havnt laughed so hard in a
while. I have this dorky old ass sociology teacher who's talking
about sex and stuff in front of the class and saying all kinds of
random shit. I was crying laughing so hard so was everyone
else. This man said "Ya, Im still with my college sweetheart, I
met her when I was a senior and she was a freshman, you can say I
robbed the cradle." Now, they comment doesnt seem all that funny but it
does when its coming from this guy.
This is my sociology teachers Frank Steinhart (picture from North Park
University website). Seriously though he is a real smart guy and
knows what hes talking about. It's my new favorite class and look
forward to laughing my ass off every tuesday and thursday.
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I only have one class and I get out at
10:20 so I dont know what to do with myself.
Its going to be a short one today folks. I'm moving on to todays
"Things That Piss Me Off." You know what pisses me
off and I'm sorry if this offends any ladies out there. I hate
when girls wear jeans that have no ass pockets. For the love of
God. Having no ass pockets completely takes the personality away
from your ass. When you watch a girl walk you watch those pockets move
up and down, up and down, with the badonkadonk butt. It just
doesnt look right with the assless pocket jeans. Girls if you dont have
an ass to begin with, people are really going to be able to tell if you
wear jeans with no ass pockets. In a way it also makes the ass
look slimmer, I think those jeans with no ass pockets make the ass look
wider, and create the illusion that there is less movement. I
know many that agree with me and few that disagree. Most of you
probably just dont give a shit, but you know what I care about the
little things, I notice little crap like this. Trust me ladies if
you wanna show off that ass, or impress a guy dont go for the
pocketless ass look. I'm not saying the guy will dump you on the
spot but, we just prefer ass pockets. Shit I would imagine no
pockets to be a inconvenience. I dont know whats the point.
If ur going to buy stretch jeans lets go with pockets. Witness exhibit
"A"  see the ass
just has no personality. I bet you this woman actually has a
decent ass. You cant tell through these stupid jeans
though. Now witness exhibit "B" 
Ladies and gentlemen I cannot stress this enough. No ass pockets
equalls no ass personality. Again this girl has really no ass to
being with, but now you can really tell because of these jeans, GOD I
HATE THAT SHIT. Now observe exhibit "C" 
Do you see how the pockets just bring out more in this girl's
ass. If you notice her ass is not that big to being with but the
pockets create this wonderful illusion. Her ass aint bad but its
not great, those pockets just might give her the boost she needs.
Now finally witness exhibit "D."
Need I say more? Honestly need I say more. God bless those
pockets or lack there of. I hope my point has hit home
people. The madness has to stop. I just tell it like it is.
Alright, its one in the morning and I have school at 8:00 tomorrow
morning. Its time for todays "Movie of the Day." Tonight I
obviously cant watch the whole thing, but will watch a little of "The
Fifth Element." A lot of people say this movie is bad and dont
understand why Bruce Willis did it. I admit its not the best
movie, but there is just something about it that entertains me. A
movie doesnt have to be a masterpiece for me to enjoy it. As long
as it entertains me, I'm good. Goodnight everyone, I'll try to
keep posting as regularly as I can.
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| Alright today I didnt really do anything so I am
going to save my day's journey for later. First I would like to
move on to Eric Michel. He was a little mad about last nights
entry because I bashed his Chicago Cubs. In case you dont know
who Eric Michel is he is this sexy motherfucker right here.
Eric
you do make a valid point, but the reality is when you think White Sox
many things come to the mind of an individual and their no championship
streak is not one of them. When you think Cubs, there losing
streak and choking habits do come to mind, that is what they are
notorious for. The Cubs are something I would like to call a COCK
TEASE. They have these excellent teams such as the one from last
year. They are in first place for a good portion of the season
and the fan's hopes get high. They they just bend over take it in
the ass and dissappoint you. There was no excuse why last years
team should not have made the playoffs, not one excuse. See now
the White Sox are either consistently sucky or consistently good,
nobody can really argue that. They dont really dissappoint
fans. I like Sox fans because the ones that are at the stadium
though you mock that their are hardly any are the true fans. They
are there through think and thin. Wrigley field gets packed but
you cant tell me that every fudge packing son of a bitch there is a die
hard cubs fan. A lot are Wrigley Field Fans and people who dont
even know all the rules of the game. I bet that if the White Sox
changed their home field to Wrigley and The Cubs went to U.S. Cellular
the attendance would not change much at all. Eric Im sure you
will have a response to this post tomorrow or tonight. Moving
On.....
As everyone knows I have pretty much seen every movie in the world, but
recnetly I was brought to the attention of one I had never seen.
This movie must had slipped right through my fingers, I dont even
remember it in theatres. Either way I have seen it a lot lately
and I really like it. Ive watched a bunch of times in the past
couple of weeks and definately recommend it to everyone. Ladies
and gentlemen I give you "Poolhall Junkies."
So I tell you all, do yourself a favor. Sit on your couch, bed,
whatever, wearing nothing but your underwear and watch this
movie. Even if you dont like pool youll still like the
movie. If you dont like it you dont have a pulse. Because
of this movie I took up playing pool again. I used to play
religiously and got pretty good, but right now I'm probably at the top
my game, I really got to work on banking Im not real good. My
brother actually kicks ass at bank shot, hes is my new pool partner I
play with him the most. Here is a picture of the sexy beast lol.
Some people say we look alike some dont. You make the call.
Either way this is my brother Leo he's 22 years old. Last night
we actually shot some pool over at Chris' billiards over on Lawrence
and Milwaukee. Its a pretty good pool hall its big has lots of
tables. What makes this place special though is that they filmed
a few scenes from the movie "The Color of Money" starring Tom Cruise.
This movie used to be my favorite pool movie, but again after seeing
"Poolhall Junkies" I had to change my mind. Hey shit do
yourself the favor and watch both of them on the same day. I dont
care if you dont even play pool you'll leave watching these movies with
the urge to play.
Sadly my time of just hanging out, watching movies,
playing pool, and other good stuff is coming to an end. School
starts up again this Monday which sucks some major dong. I cant
wait to get back to the home of the Vikings.
I am adding a new edition to this site. Along
with the movie of the day I am going to have "Things that piss me
off." I can guarantee Ill be writing in this everyday so I will
make "Things that piss me off" maybe a weekly appearance. Today
is it's debut. I really thought about this, "what really annoys
me, what can't I stand." In the middle of my thought I became
very distracted by this picture I saw, you gotta see this shit.
May I ask you is that necessary. I mean she cant even run
probably, that just ridiculous. I think they are bigger than a
officail NBA basketball. If you notice the one on the left has an
odd shape and look at the bottom, "Holy shit is that like a
vein?" Anway moving on thing that pisses me off, thing that
pisses me off, thing that pisses me off.................. I've got it!!!
Nothing pisses me off more than excessive thinness. Ladies,
Ladies, and you know what this can apply to guys too. The thigh
has to be bigger than the leg. If they were meant to be the same
size it would be called THEE leg or THEE thigh. It has to get
biggere on the way up, I cant stress this enough. For people who
dont know what the hell I am talking about here are some visual aids.
Seriously, what the hell is that shit. Ladies trust me guys would
prefer girls with some meet on them. Ide take chunky over
excessively skinny any day. We live in the United States, which
happens to be the fattest country in the world lets start acting like
it a little. Im not saying be fat but shit dont look like this
bitch here that ridiculous. I would make her eat like sticks of
butter lol.
Alright, Im not even going to tel you what I did
today its not worth it because I didnt do shit. In a nutshell uh
wake up, lifting, hospital to visit grandma (please send your prayers),
went home, helped dad shovel, went to buy school supplies, and came
inside to sit on my ass, which I am still doing at this present moment.
I was about to end this post with the movie of the
day but, I am watching this show on MTV called "Pimp My Ride."
For you who dont know this is a show where some famouse rapper XZIBIT
goes to some dudes house with a busted ass car and fixes it up ghetto
style at this place called "West Coast Customs". Now there is
another show like this on this other channel but its run by non-ghetto
white guys. So we got that show run by non-ghetto white guys and
you have Pimp My Ride with ghetto ass rappers, whiggers, and one guy
that looks like hes a member of the Latin Kings. Now the final
product of these shows is very different. "The White Show" they
make the cars nice you know new paint job nice rims notice i said RIMS
and you know very tasteful. "Pimp my Ride" on the other hand
completely ghettofize the car which is not a bad thing. You know
they give it the "dubs", pimped out golden "grill", leather seats
that arent the color black, but the main thing that they put in these
cars is monitors. This is a quote from Danny Schak "Man, dont you
think that it should just be called the monitor show." These guys
once put 10 monitors in a car. What the hell are you going to do
with 10 monitors in your car, and why the hell is there an X-BOX in the
trunk. "Hey guys wanna go out into the garage I'll pop the trunk
and we'll X-BOX it up for a few hours." I just dont see the
point, dont get me wrong it looks cool as hell, but I just dont get the
point.
BEFORE WEST COAST CUSTOMS AND XZIBIT GOT TO IT
AFTER THEY "PIMPED" IT
Man I would like Hollaing at the Shawties while cruising on those
pimped out Dubs any day Dawg, fashizzle. That car is off the
chain fo sho. Holla at ya boy.
Ok, I'm getting tired I'm gonna rap this up with the
"Movie of the Day." Tonight I will watch "Super Troopers" this
movie is funny as hell. "I DONT WANT A LARGE FARVA I WANT A LITER
OF COLA!"
GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE WE"LL PARTY IT UP TOMORROW CUS IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT BABY!
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| HELLO EVERYONE GUESS WHO IS BACK!!! I have not made a post since this past summer, but I am sitting here tonight and figured "why the hell not I have nothing better to do right now, and people should know whats going on in my boring life." Geez where do I begin where do I start.......... Ok well when I was gone I broke my right hand, the fifth metacarpal on my right hand. For all those dumb people who dont know :) j/k thats the bone under the pinky. How did this happen you ask well its a long story, I dont really like talking about it because it just upsets me. Lets just say this pussy named Joe pissed me off and I ended up beating the shit out of him and pushing him down some stairs. Im not all about the violence ladies and gentlemen but some people just cross that line. There were some advantages and disadvantages to this broken hand:
Advantages:
Special Finals in School (No Essays for me, I couldnt write)
Sympathy from teachers and certain friends- for example I used the excuse of the broken hand to always ride shotgun
Sporting Events- No matter what happened I won, if I beat you, you just lost to a kid with one hand, if you won, you beat a one-handed kid, theres no winning why try.
Disadvantages:
It was my dominant hand use your fucking imagination it sucked huge amounts of balls, everything in life was an adventure after this including showering. I felt like a human dinner when I had to wrap that shit with the plastic stuff so I didnt wet the cast in the shower.
Unless somebody else was giving me lovin (you know who you are) I recieved no pleasure of any kind for I am not a switch hitter :).
Moving On................. During my absence a tragic thing happened to this beautiful country we like to call the United States. George W. Bush was reelected. I wanna know how half of America can be so freakin stupid as to vote for this guy. For all of you who voted for Bush you can kiss my Cuban ass. I mean what the hell is going on. We have to deal with this guy for four more years, FOUR MORE YEARS.
When I was gone one of the coolest things ever happened. The Boston Red Sox my second favorite team became the world series champs. Now the Chicago Cubs have no bitching partner when it comes to a long streak with no championship. Looks like all the guys down in "Boys Town" are alone now. The Red Sox are a perfect example that anything is possible.
that shit almost makes we want to cry. Its beautiful. Even though we are not in baseball season write now I figured I would send the Cubs a little tribute:
Come to think of it a lot of shit has happened since I have last posted. I have grown a little wiser since last, I am used to the college life, and believe it or not I believe I have matured (not the only one who thinks that). I am sad to say that since I broke my hand there has been a shortage of ping pong action so I can't tell anymore stories of my Middle Eastern challengers. Enough talking about the past though lets move on to more current events.
New Years:
New Years was pretty fun I had a good time with all my friends that came home from college. Heres a few pictures of the night.
I had a good time with all my guys and girls. I'll miss you all when you guys leave again, but we'll have a killer summer. Love you guys.
Well everyone I am getting kind of sleepy at the moment. I think this is good way to start writing in this thing again. PEACE OUT. Ofcourse as before I always watch a movie before I got to bed. So its time for everyones favorite part of Armando's Xanga.
The Movie of the Night is:
This movie is no doubt a classic in my mind, and also a winner of some academy awards.
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